i wish i had tivo so i could watch it over and over and over again. without the 12 mintue long commercials either.
alright, so here's what i gathered from the movie:
- never ever trust your brother's wife, because she will become blind and snitch on you to the Texan cop you made a fool of.
- never fool with a Texas cop, for they will gun you down when you least expect it
- always expect it, especially after you just saw a cop car in town.
- if you and your significant other get shot, make sure you can still hold hands (your right arm and his left arm should br broken to accomplish this)
- never ever say that you are a mortician around killers, or you will be left on the side of the road three states away from where you were abducted.
- don't expect your mom to except you as a cold-harded criminal. it just won't happen.
- and always, always remember, that if you are going to get shot down, make sure you have written a beautiful poem depicting the scene, so others will know how you feel about your imminent death.
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I still don't see what's romantic about it all....
they were gunned down together!!!
i can only hope to be gunned down next to my future boyfriend...
Personally, I didn't like the movie at all. I know I know, you think I'm crazy. My others friends feel the same. I thought it was boring and poorly directed.
it was very poorly directed, but it was only semi boring. the good parts were the best parts, if that makes sense....
and when they get gunned down, they show a piece of clyde's brain, referrencing to when JFK was assasinated and you saw the bit of his brain. so disturbing.
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