joey

i love my brother, i really do. he is my older brother after all, only a year and a half older than me. today, joey came home with his first car. it cost $250. which is why i was not surprised when the first thing i saw when i went outside was smoke. the car was smoking. it still hasn't stopped, and he came home over an hour ago!

it is a '71 dart. that's right. almost 35 years old. and green. not like deep forest, let's go frolick through the woods and think of pine needles (not to be confused with heroin needles), but puke green. that's right. this green is so ugly, it makes you want to puke. (or something like that....right.) and it's got weights in the back from its previous owner. and a firstaid kit, china, the biggest wooden stopper ever, and the original jack. i swear, i dont know how they changed tires in the 70s. i mean, i know they must have been used to it, but they were all so hyped up on crack and whatnot, its a wonder how they accomplished anything. there were two equally lame bumper stickers on it, which joey swears he will take off as soon as he can.

oh, joey's car is sooo cute. i just love it. even the color, i can get used to. i dont know why i like ugly green, but i just do. and it's got these cute little dents from where it was in an accident (which i am going to love pointing out to joey). and he's so proud, since he bought it himself.

that's our joey....