oh no. it's on. like donkey kong.

This week is homecoming week. This weekend is hall-decorating. The theme: Videogames (yes, we are in the electronic age). Sophomores get Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong?

Jungle. Lots of jungle. And let's make the middle black, so we can put the original video game on there. But in the meantime, how about we waste time by tracing pictures of other Donkey Kong characters on to paper to hang on other people's doors, because you know, THAT'S necessary. Not the actual THEME. No. The JOKE part of it.

Wait. It's the last day. Where are the little Marios and DKs and Princess Peaches that we need to put on the little games? Well, we don't have enough paper to make them since we wasted it.

And Kelsie: where the hell were you? You left me in that hellhole alone for 4 HOURS!!! Grr.

I've got your school spirit right here.