cute

i'm sure she didn't mean it, but i was called cute. not, "oh my goshness, that girl is cute in those shoes." cute as in "look at the little baby try to eat the habanera pepper."

i think that one day (when i have complete control over your minds), i will abolish the word cute. it will be on ballots, of course (as in, who is cuter, alex trebeck or richard nixon or terry cullen?) but it will NOT be used to describe shoes, dresses, 12-65 year old females or babies who spit up their food, because that is not cute, it's noasty, and i'm pretty sure the people who have to clean up the spit feel about the same way.

i also don't think the phrase "okey dokey" should be allowed either. a simple ok will do. just to letters. if you're really anal, 4. as a matter of fact, anyone who even refers to the words cute and okey dokey in my present will subsequently be shot in their pinky with a ballpoint pen.

and think about this: cute is one letter more than cut, which stings, which is one letter away from stinks, meaning that it's horrible, a word that's first 4 letters can be misconstrued to mean whore, which is just filthy, a word whose base word is filth, which is near flick, which can sound like another word that ends in uck, as in ucky. cute is ucky., and that's all there is to it.

(ha. i made you read all of that. and by reading that, you gave me temporary control of your mind. muhuhahaha, cute is well on its way to being destroyed.)