2.17.2005

pancake of a shower

our stupid shower is ridiculous. first, there was a hole in the ground next to the tub. that can be avoided, as long as you dont walk in it (which gives you a really weird feeling, like the floor is sucking you in). just recently, the hot water valve broke. we now use a wrench to turn the hot water on and off (in the basement). now, you know what that shower had done? DO YOU?!?!? it has made the amount of cold water to hot water disproportionate. that's right. now i am either freezing cold in the shower or scalded. stupid shower, thinking it owns the place with its too hot water and hole in the floor. i bet the hole's from where hell is opening up to consume it.

p= pathetic
a= abusive
n= nuerotic
c= cruddy
a= atrocious
k= killer of puppies
e= evil

so, as you can see, a pancake is a bad thing to be.

but you know what, even more than that? i dont care what it stands for. kelsie, and i say this with all the love i can, im sick of you doing that. i find something that's cool. and you rip into it. its stareting to annoy me here. i just said pancake because i was tired of saying pansy. the phase will pass on its own. quit trying to shove me out of it. i swear, sometimes i think that hole in the floor is hell opening up to consume us all...EVEN THE FLAMINGOS!!!!

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