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my doctor is a moron. "yeah, she needs a frikkin CAT SCAN BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER AND WE CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT." you know what's wrong with me that i thought was wrong with me in the first place? yeah, i got the flu. had the flu all week. so unlike my friends, who i guess have actually been doing things this week, i have been stuck at home, being contagious.

except that today we went to ihop. such delicious potatoes......

im going to say something. i hate black history month. i really do. not because i am southern white racist (although it would be very typical....even though half of my school is "minority"), but because black history month sucks. i mean think about it. if you're in school, you have to learn useless facts everyday. plus, i think it's wrong. that's segregation. not only that, but it's degrading. we only celebrate black people one MONTH? out of a whole YEAR? at no other time in the year do you learn facts about black people. no black history assemblies in august. no, it's only in february. only during one month.

chance has this electronic whoopie cushion. i stole it from him. i put it behind his tv where he can't see it. it's set to go off every 80 seconds. he's going insane trying to figure out where it's coming from. i keep telling him the tv must hate him.

i love having the advantage of being bigger than someone in this family....

although, i guess that won't last for long, since chance is already 5'2 (and he's only 9). maybe i should look more into those steroids......