9.05.2004

morons

agh. i was flipping through channels last night, waiting to fall asleep after drinking a double shot thing from starbucks, and i saw that one three major news stations, there was a reporter down in florida reporting on hurricane frances. MORONS!!! okay, if, and only if you decide to report on a freaking HURRICANE, collaborate with other new stations and get one guy down there, not three. that's ridiculous. all three of these guys were fighting to stand up straight and just talking to the camera about how horrible it is while standing ankle deep in water. again, i say MORONS!

but i will give props to the one guy on cnn. he was standing there and saying things like, "oh well, i sure wish i wasn't out in this storm, but since someone's gotta tell the world about the hurricane where nobody is right now because everyone evacuated. oh, and these telephone poles look like their about to fall over, like many have, but it's so dark here i can't really see..."

i'm sorry but that was funny. if that had been in a moive, everyone in the theater would have busted out laughing, that's how funny it was. props to you, cnn weatherman. you the man.

oh, my birthday's in two weeks. oh yeah. oh yeah...

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