so i'm sitting here, in my chair, enjoying my valentines day chocolates and listening to JET via headphones (since the speakers aren't working) and suddenly, someone's touching my shoulders. i scream, "RAPE!" (honestly) and jump up, scared out of my mind. but it's just my mom. and i feel like an ass. but it gave a good laugh.
and no, it's not the first time that's happened today. johnny warbucks asked me to give money to a teacher (yes, he was bribing her because she molested him. no sense in hiding it, i knew you'd figure it out eventually.) so i took the check and he warned me that if i didn't give it to her, he'd cut out my spleen. he then tickled my stomach. again, i jumped and squealed. even though i saw it coming. because my name is hillary, and i am a big baby.
and my nails are pink.
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