10.23.2005

anyone else as awkward as i am?

so kirstie broke up with nathan. this is not good, since nathan sorta became my friend too. what to do in this situation, i do not know. i could kidnap them both in matching burlap sacks and then force them to sit in a room together. or i could club nathan on the head so he'll forget he was ever my friend. i don't know. he seems kinda standoffish to me. i guess that's because i love kirstie more than him. big baby.

hmm. yes. i'm sure you're intrigued, sitting on the edge of your seat, thinking, "oh, well how will this turn out? will she stay friends with him? how did they break up in the first place? will she tell us?" because this is just sooo interesting. i would pep it up with sparklers and pom poims, but i gotta go change a tire. yeah, it might be an everyday ordinary thing, but when i'm done with that tire...it'll be the best changed tire ever. so...there.

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